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I'm gonna kick Stewart's ass.

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I can't believe he moved to Heideki.

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The following feature presentation is
not rated. It contains scenes of full

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frontal nudity and extreme violence.

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Viewer discretion is advised.

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Yes! Yes!

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Discretion is cool.

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Pay -per -view, roll!

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Roll!

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Whoa.

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Who are you guys?

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We're the damn moving men.

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Who the hell are you?

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Uh... We're like these dudes that Stuart
knows.

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Yeah? Well, he don't live here no more.

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Yes, yes, Gwar!

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Cool. Yeah, yeah, all right.

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Whoa,

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Gwar has horns now?

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Yeah, they taught the sex plays to play
horns.

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It's like Ballsack told him, throwing
blood and urine in the audience isn't

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enough. You guys need to learn to play
something.

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Yeah, yeah, really.

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I heard that one time this kid had,
like, a seizure at a GWAR concert, and

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singer dude told everybody not to help
him.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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I'm not going to help you.

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Otis Arungas would want it that way.

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Thanks,

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buddy.

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Whoa, check it out.

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Whoa,

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cool. Look at that giant worm thing,
butthead.

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That's like that worm eats up really hot
chicks and then, like, takes a dump.

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Yeah. Now that's a damn good show right
there.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. They shall drown in
their own blood.

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The streets will flow with the blood of
the non -believer.

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The mother of all wars has begun.

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That would be cool if they had, like, a
war marching band.

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Mm -hmm. And that's like, they could
form a big wiener. Yeah. And then they

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could, like, spray slave urine into the
crowd.

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Yeah, yeah. That would be cool.

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You know what would be cool, too, is if,
like... They sprayed slave urine on,

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like, a bunch of people. Yeah.

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Up your butt with people.

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Whoa,

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check it out, butthead and naked chick.

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Yeah. Cool.

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Maybe you didn't hear me.

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Your little pal moved away, so get the
hell out.

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Come on, get out of the way, there's a
naked chick.

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Yeah. Yeah, butt munch.

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I said get out.

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These guys are cool.

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Yeah.

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Hmm.

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These are her bark -a -loungers.

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Might be worth something.

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Check it out, Harlan.

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It's one of them smoking devices.

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Uh,

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that's Stuart's chemistry set.

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Yeah, I can show you how to melt the
carpet with it.

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Oops.

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Uh, I thought moving men aren't supposed
to break stuff.

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Listen here, punk. We don't have any use
for this kind of crap.

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We just want the good stuff.

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See?

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Crap.

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These are the coolest dudes I've ever
met. Yeah.

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Me too.

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On the other hand, this TV, for example.
See, I'll get maybe a hundred bucks for

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this baby.

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Uh, Harlan, buddy?

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Um, tell you what, boys.

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You help us locate the quality
merchandise around this dump, maybe you

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movers like us someday.

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We want to be the kind of movers that
take the cool stuff.

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Yeah, and then I take all the crap and
break it, break it, break it!

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You boys are quick learners.

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There's usually cool stuff in here.

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Whoa, here's one!

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Check it out.

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Her boobs aren't too big, but when she
wears it... Dammit, quit screwing

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Let me explain, boys.

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We're looking for anything maybe hidden
or secret. You know, like nobody knows

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about it. Uh, I know.

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Hey, Beavis.

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Keep going, boys.

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You're bound to find something cool.

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Here it is, dudes.

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Yeah, Stuart's dad's dirty magazine.

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We've torn out all the pages with butts
on them, but there's still plenty of

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good boobs left.

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Yeah.

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Yo, Harlan, we gotta hit the road, man.

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Thanks anyway, boys.

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Maybe next time.

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Hey, wait.

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Uh, so, like, when do we get to be
movers?

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Yeah, like, when do we get to break
stuff?

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Well, yeah, why don't you boys practice
breaking stuff around the house?

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We gotta be moving on.

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Someday, Beavis, that will be us. Yeah.

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Cool.

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Well,

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we better get started breaking stuff.

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Yeah.

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I heard this dude, like, did this whole
song just by, like, whistling and

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singing and slapping his butt and stuff.

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Whoa, really?

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I think I'm going to try that.

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Yeah. Who am I?

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Don't worry, Beaver. Be happy. Shut up,
Butt -Head. I'm not worried.

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Oh, yeah?

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Does this worry you?

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Cut it out, Butt -Head.

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I'm going to play drums on your neck
with my foot. I'd like to see you try,

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-Knocker. Don't call me that, Butt
-Head.

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I'm going to play drums on your face,
Butt -Knocker. Shut up, Butt -Head. I'm

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going to kick your ass. Butt -Knocker.
Butt -Knocker.

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Shut up. Shut up.

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Okay, the fight's over. I won.

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What did I want?

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Dumbass.

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Oh,

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check it out. It's Mrs.

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Doubtfire. Oh, yeah.

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I don't think that guy's very funny.
Yeah.

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It's like he tries to talk really fast
so you won't notice that he's not very

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funny. I think he was, like, funny,
like, a long time ago. Like, but it was,

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like, really fast.

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Uh... Okay.

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Uh... Well, I guess that's everything.

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Oh, yeah.

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Let's, like, break everything again.

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Uh... They're back.

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Yeah. I bet they hire us. Yeah.

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We did a good job.

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Holy... Dear.

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How's it going?

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Beavis? Butthead?

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What happened?

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Where's the couch?

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Where's the TV?

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Uh, the movers took it, dude.

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Oh!

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Movers? You idiots! We've been robbed!

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Robbed?

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We were here all day. We didn't see any
robbers.

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You guys are in big trouble.

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Whose dirty magazine is this?

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Wet footers? Uh, uh... I... Hell, I
don't know. Stewart?

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Hey, butthead.

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How come Stewart's dad's so pissed?

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Uh, I don't know. Maybe their new house
sucked even worse than this one.

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Yeah.

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We got robbed! We got robbed!

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Yeah.

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What a dork.

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All right, go.

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For this?

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Yeah. All right.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, check this out.

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He's teeing off.

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He's using his woody.

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He's trying to get a bunghole in one.

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We see some dork riding a tricycle down
the street.

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He's in the rough.

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Oh, look, a fight!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, hit him!

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If they had fights in golf, maybe it
would be cool.

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Yeah, then maybe I'd watch it.

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You watch golf all the time, Beavis. Oh,
yeah, yeah.

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Golf is cool.

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Check this out.

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It looks like he's going to use his nine
iron to smash the big, fat, dead guy's

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face in. That's right, but I think what
he's planning on doing...

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It's mashing his glasses in and shoving
the 9 -iron up his bunghole.

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It looks straight.

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Oh, he's in the water.

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That'll cost him a stroke.

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That's right, but it's full. I don't
believe it. He's going to actually try

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to... It looks like it's going to... I'm
going to go... You can't do it, Beaver.

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Shut up. Shut up, but it's... You
weren't that good. You're not good at

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anything.

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That's right, but that's going to cost
him a stroke.

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He's probably going to...

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Damn it. Damn it. You can't do it.

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That's a complete wuss.

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He's not good at anything.

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His mom is a slut.